Take it off immediately. Ice dance. Season 2016-2017

Posted on 2017-07-11 • 6 comments


Annual review of best costumes is usually followed by the review of costumes that surprised me, made speechless and gave me a desire to burn them just right now.

Let’s start with Piper Gilles / Paul Poirier and their costumes for the short dance. To be honest, I don’t know what to do with them.

Piper Gilles Paul Poirier

Are they worth rubric “Take it off immediately” or it was costumes totally in the style of the program? A bit weird but in style? Ok, let’s vote.

As for others, there’re no doubts) That was a bad choice of costumes.

Natalia Kaliszek Maksym Spodyriev. Well, that was bad. Especially the pink top. Moreover, I’m sure, if dancers can’t show the change of style without change of costumes, they’re actually not a good dancers.

Kalizek Spodyrev

It seems that Australian guy was just running past the ice rink……in his every day clothes…..

Interesting how long ago this costumes were sewn? For sure once it was fashionable….10? 12 years ago? Especially I “like” the heart on her chest)

Mari Jade

These girls saw the richness of finishing on their partners’ costumes for the first time:

Pogrebinski Benoit

Here I need to say that Elliana’s dress is good. I have no questions to her. Can’t say the same about her partner’s Elvis costume)

Elena Ilinykh Ruslan Zhiganshin

Oh, that was an Indian disaster. Both costumes. I’m really angry! They had such an opportunity to show us bright, beautiful national costumes with sophisticated finishing! Such a waste of theme(

Elena Ilinykk Ruslan Zhiganshin

But Dubreuil-Lauzon’s team was beyond competition! How could it happen?! Marie-France is such an elegant woman, with such a good taste in clothes! How could she let her skaters wear this fashion catastrophes?

It seems to me that Gabriella and Guillaume put on first things that fell out of their wardrobe: nighti and net t-shirt. Have they even seen each other’s costumes before first competitions?

Gabriella Papadakis Guillaume Cizeron

D&G collections are dangerous for figure skaters. Because instead of this:


you get this:

Madison Hubbell Zachary Donohue

Madison, where did you get these stripes like on Adidas sports wear?!

But the first version of the dress wasn’t better)

Madison Hubbel Zachary Donohue

And the kill shot from masters. Tessa, these figured cuts on hips will chase me in nightmares…..Be afraid of your wishes. I wanted so much to see Tessa skating at competitions in a jumpsuit….I wanted it – I got it)

Tessa Virtue Scott moir



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6 Responses to “Take it off immediately. Ice dance. Season 2016-2017”

  1. AussieSkater says:

    This is why no one can take Australians seriously

  2. Olga says:

    I absolutely agree. To burn them all!

  3. Mad for Skating says:

    I always thought Gabriella and Guillaume were wearing their pajamas because they were trying to seem intimate…clearly they just rolled out of bed and went to the competition, eh? I suppose it’s quicker :)
    And can we also talk about Piper’s highlighted hair for a moment?

    • FS Gossips says:

      Of course we can) Do you like it?
      These two pay so much attention to details. She highlights her hair for the short dance, he grows a mustache)

      • Mad for Skating says:

        The hair is kind of cool, but it would look much better with a better costume. That said, I always like to see people trying new things in the sport. And little details make the whole program better.

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